Marriage is like a going in a airoplane whatever may the condition you can't change it :P
Modern girls are like bluetooth, the moment you leave them they search a new device
Teacher Student joke on English Marathi Traslation
Father Son Joke On Mobile - fathers askis for his sons mobile and son delets all him personal data.
Girls gift each other flower perfume teddy bear chocolate, and boys gift eachother with girls mobile number :P